THE ONLY WAY TO COME TO THE OSCARS: CASKET SHARP!

Dressed in Tom Ford, Gwyneth Paltrow literally "man handled" the Oscars by upstaging the ever so glamorous Angelina Jolie. The simple all white dress was adorned with a cape that was worn over it that looked much like the concept of a woman wearing a man's blazer when she may have gotten cold at night. The diamond cuff and rings by Anna Hu worn on the right arm added just enough testosterone to compliment the cape. Her hair was worn back which was genus and her shoes were Jimmy Choo "Koko" platform sandals, but its too bad that we couldn't see them because the dress was fabulously too long (-_-). Gwyneth blew EVERYBODY'S wig off with this ensemble because it's was so unexpected and out of the box. Who ever was her stylist this year should always be her stylist  beause they did a fantasic job and with gas prices being so high I know they would appreciate the work.

Vera Wang custom made this emerald green dress for Viola Davis. Ms. Wang is ON MY LIST as being a designer who keeps every detail in mind. The strapless beaded upper bodice was daring by adding a "V" split (can we say double sided tape). The taffeta and chiffon dress sucked the mid-section in very well with lots of boning and well thought out placement of darts. Pleats were ironed into the chiffon and ruffles were intricately placed seamlessly in the dress. Vera Wang gets an A+ for the design being creative, fun, and complementive of the body. The SEAMSTRESS gets an A++ and a doggie biscuit for making the dress because all seamstresses know that the hard part is in the construction of the dress!! KUDOS SEAMSTRESS, KU-DOSSS!!

Finally, Giuliana Rancic was very pretty in a Basil Soda dress. The lace sleeves were beautiful and lace also follwed the sides of her body. The diamond shaped bead work was interesting and stopped at her upper thigh area.The beading worked its way into tulle which look much fancy-er than the stuff you'd find at your local Hancock Fabrics Store. Her hair was pulled back in a bun which gave her an old Hollywood look, and a red lip pulled everything together. "G" has been wearing a lot of Basil Soda lately and I don't blame her because the spring/summer 2012 collection is smoking hot! Round of applause Giuliana, round of applause!!